Humor
TOP 10 REASONS TO MAJOR IN PHILOSOPHY:
1. I think, therefore I am unemployed.
2. You can't step in the same bullshit twice.
3. It's better than a kick in the monads.
4. "Yes, the sun will rise tomorrow my child."
5. ($x)( Bx & Sx) = BS
6. What does Reason have to do with philosophy anyway?
7. Through your studies you will realize how ignorant everyone else is and thus be rid of
intellectual conceit.
8. When I find one I'll let you know.
9. The preceding eight reasons are refutable on the grounds that they can be reduced to
propositions about psychological states.
10. I'm in it for the money!
